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All right. I'll bite.

What's this 'party' supposed to be about, exactly?

[Not that he's thinking he'll go. Which may be obvious from the flat tone.]

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[He knows she knows. Or at least, figures it out. That snort is sort of obvious, Commander.]

[But yeah. He trusts her word.]

You want some backup? Some of those costumes might leap off the racks, the way things are going.

[He's mostly joking.]

[Mooostly.]

Sure. Just need someone on my six to keep an eye out for crocodiles while I shop around.

I'll do my best. Not sure my rifle's any good against stone, but maybe I'll distract them somehow.

Luck willing, there won't be any water for them to lurk in. They're not as big a threat if we can see them coming. Just scare them off with your ugly mug and we'll be fine.

Maybe if I smile at them, they'll run screaming, you mean?

Crocodiles don't scream, they hiss.

You hear something hissing, whip around and turn that frown upside down.

Yes, Shepard. I'll even show off my teeth. Maybe that would show them.

[Asking him if turians brush their teeth is probably a faux pas.]

I'm sure they're fine, big guy. Get creative with it. Hey, maybe you can pick something off the racks that'll scare 'em off for good.

You really think they'd have anything to fit a turian?

I doubt you're the strangest guest they've gotten, so I think it's worth a shot. I believe you can improvise, too.

Glad to hear you've got so much faith in my improvisation.

You're the hero this keep deserves.

But not the one it needs?

What it needs is a damned miracle. You hiding any miracles, Garrus?

Not last I checked. You?

Nope. Last miracle was in my helmet, and that's long gone.

We could find another one, probably.

Or... you could borrow mine. Squish your cheeks in, it just might fit.

Uh, Garrus.

Yeah?

I think turian-human compatibility is beyond the scope of squish to make it fit.

[That's not what Fornax said...]

You're probably right. Looks like we'll have to find some other way to protect your head.

[Why, Garrus. Shepard had no idea you were researching!]

Chakwas would say my skull is thick enough on its own. What do you think?

[He can finish calibrating sometimes, you know.]

I'd say I'd have to see for myself. Just a couple hard taps. Just to check.

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Wait. Wrong cheeks. HAHA it's late...

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