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[thearchangel]

All right. I'll bite.

What's this 'party' supposed to be about, exactly?

[Not that he's thinking he'll go. Which may be obvious from the flat tone.]

Comments

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[xenoshepherd.livejournal.com]

You're the hero this keep deserves.

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

But not the one it needs?

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[xenoshepherd.livejournal.com]

What it needs is a damned miracle. You hiding any miracles, Garrus?

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Not last I checked. You?

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[xenoshepherd.livejournal.com]

Nope. Last miracle was in my helmet, and that's long gone.

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

We could find another one, probably.

Or... you could borrow mine. Squish your cheeks in, it just might fit.

AKGHLD

[xenoshepherd.livejournal.com]

Uh, Garrus.

... what

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

Wait. Wrong cheeks. HAHA it's late...

[xenoshepherd.livejournal.com]

I think turian-human compatibility is beyond the scope of squish to make it fit.

sdfhkj;sjfksdj hahaha

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

[That's not what Fornax said...]

You're probably right. Looks like we'll have to find some other way to protect your head.

B((((((

[xenoshepherd.livejournal.com]

[Why, Garrus. Shepard had no idea you were researching!]

Chakwas would say my skull is thick enough on its own. What do you think?

:3

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

[He can finish calibrating sometimes, you know.]

I'd say I'd have to see for myself. Just a couple hard taps. Just to check.