thearchangel | 11

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11 - Audio

All right. I'll bite.

What's this 'party' supposed to be about, exactly?

[Not that he's thinking he'll go. Which may be obvious from the flat tone.]

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... Yeah. I did. Human food doesn't exactly appeal to me.

Oh, you're not human? No worries, I'm sure there'll be some sort of candy there you can enjoy.

[After all, elves and dwarves can still enjoy things!]

Edited 2011-10-19 08:31 (UTC)

[... Pause.]

Do the words... 'dextro-amino based life' mean anything to you?

[Because short of Shepard, no one else has known what he is, and he's not so sure he wants to explain right now.]

Let's see! I've got the "life", and I've got the "based". As for the others? ... No, not at all.

Then... let's just say it probably wouldn't be a good idea.

Why not? You're not unable to eat candy or something, are you?

Something like that, actually.

That's terrible!

[HOW DO YOU LIVE.]

I'm used to it, by now. It wasn't something I liked that much, anyway.

But there has to be something candy-like that you can eat.

Oh! What about cake? If it's a party, they just might have some.

I can't eat that, either.

Not even cupcakes?

... No.

What about muffins? Or cookies!

None of the above.

Can you eat anything that's remotely sweet?

Not if humans made it.

You don't like eating food prepared by humans?

... Isn't that a bit picky of you?

Edited 2011-10-25 07:12 (UTC)

I can't eat it. Not if I want to stay alive.

I'm allergic, for lack of a better word.

You're allergic to humans?

...

Yes.

I'm allergic to humans.

Ooooh.

Well, that makes sense now.

Good... glad to hear it.

Let me guess: that's the real reason you don't want to go.

Edited 2011-10-25 08:01 (UTC)

... Let's go with that, sure.

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