thearchangel | 11

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batman hates holidays,
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don't understand humans,
humans how do they do,
indulge me

11 - Audio

All right. I'll bite.

What's this 'party' supposed to be about, exactly?

[Not that he's thinking he'll go. Which may be obvious from the flat tone.]

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But there has to be something candy-like that you can eat.

Oh! What about cake? If it's a party, they just might have some.

I can't eat that, either.

Not even cupcakes?

... No.

What about muffins? Or cookies!

None of the above.

Can you eat anything that's remotely sweet?

Not if humans made it.

You don't like eating food prepared by humans?

... Isn't that a bit picky of you?

Edited 2011-10-25 07:12 (UTC)

I can't eat it. Not if I want to stay alive.

I'm allergic, for lack of a better word.

You're allergic to humans?

...

Yes.

I'm allergic to humans.

Ooooh.

Well, that makes sense now.

Good... glad to hear it.

Let me guess: that's the real reason you don't want to go.

Edited 2011-10-25 08:01 (UTC)

... Let's go with that, sure.

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