2 - Video

[thearchangel]

[Afternoon, Keep! Today you're treated to an image of a turian, examining something in the stables. Unlike some people who view the variety of creatures the stables have to offer, Garrus... looks distinctly unimpressed.]

I'm not sure if I should be offended, or just slightly confused...

[In explanation, Garrus turns the camera, showing off the pair of raptors. Their general build bears a striking resemblance to Garrus' own. Right down to the sharp, pointed teeth and talons. One of them snarls at him, and the turian meets it with a glare of his own, his mandibles flaring off his teeth.]

Someone want to explain this?

Comments

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... Thanks. That's really helpful.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Not a fan of sarcasm are jah?

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Not right now, apparently.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Joo should really work on dat den, and joo be welcome by da way.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Not exactly in the mood.

... So what are they? Besides 'raptors'.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Dey be mounts. Joo ride dem, unless dey eat jah first. Why else would dey be in da stables?

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Harassment, maybe.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

If joo wanna harass dem go ahead. Hope joo ain't be too attached to joor arms dough.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more the other way around.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Da raptuhs be harrasin' joo? What, dey be makin' hurtful gestchas wid dere claws?

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean...

I meant whoever brought them here. Considering their... similarity.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Joo be t'inkin' way too much into dis mon. Dey be mounts from my home. Dat be it.

[You'd think this guy would have thicker skin than that.]

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's a shock. First thing that popped into my head.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Trust me, dat ain't even be da tip of da iceberg when it be comin' to all da weird shit out dere.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Yeah. But it's just one weird piece of crap after another.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Joo get used to it aftah awhile.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

You'd think I would be, at this point.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Who knows mon, maybe joo'll get lucky and joo won't haftah.

[Kevas seriously doubts it but it could happen.]

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I seriously doubt that.