2 - Video

[thearchangel]

[Afternoon, Keep! Today you're treated to an image of a turian, examining something in the stables. Unlike some people who view the variety of creatures the stables have to offer, Garrus... looks distinctly unimpressed.]

I'm not sure if I should be offended, or just slightly confused...

[In explanation, Garrus turns the camera, showing off the pair of raptors. Their general build bears a striking resemblance to Garrus' own. Right down to the sharp, pointed teeth and talons. One of them snarls at him, and the turian meets it with a glare of his own, his mandibles flaring off his teeth.]

Someone want to explain this?

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

*Wow, that is kind of a freaky resemblance there.*

They're called raptors. I think they're from wherever Kevas is from.

*Peeer*

That's just weird.

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Where who is from?

... What is?

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

The green guy with the weird accent.

*Sollux isn't really willing to call Kevas a troll.*

How much they look like you.

*Hopefully strange troll-like things will never appear.*

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Right... because that's a helpful description.

[He rubs at his scars.]

And yeah, I noticed. Sort of the reason for asking about the damn things.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

He's the only green guy here, its a glubbing perfect description.
The other guy you're talking to about those things.

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen any 'green people' here.

See? Was that so hard?

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

You should get out more.

...yes. It was the hardest thing I've ever done. You should be more sensitive to my troubles.

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll work on that somewhere between recon.

... We'll see.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

You're calling it that but you aren't bothering to learn anything about who's here?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

If anyt'ing I'd say joo be offendin' him.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

And you'd know that how, exactly?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't. he just enjoys teasing people.]

Cuz I be knowin' raptuhs.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

You... know what?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Oh fuh fucks sake...

[Kevas decides just to switch to Zandali and let the book translate for him.]

Raptors. I know raptors.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

That's what these things are called?

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

[And back to Common.]

No, I just decided to make dat name up to fuck wid jah.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... Thanks. That's really helpful.

[derptitude.livejournal.com]

Dude, are those dinosaurs?!

[Oh my god oh my god oh my god. Lucas has been feeling a little blue the past few days, but this? This was awesome.]

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... How should I know?

Wow, way to forget the dialogue, self.

[derptitude.livejournal.com]

[First the Lakers, now dinosaurs?

Sheeh, wherever he was from, it must be pretty miserable.]

So you don't have dinosaurs where you come from? Just what do you have?

/there there

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Varren, thresher maw, a rachni queen or two.

[derptitude.livejournal.com]

[And he's just going to pretend like he knows what all of those things are.]

Oh, right. Right. Must be nice!

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Not really. All of them are dangerous, and at least two of them have a habit of infesting planets, and devouring all native wildlife.

[derptitude.livejournal.com]

Oh. That sounds...kind of terrible, huh.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Just a little bit.