thearchangel: (I just don't care)
Garrus Vakarian ([personal profile] thearchangel) wrote2011-12-12 11:05 pm

13 - Audio

Maybe you didn't get the memo last time, Keep.

Turians don't like the cold. So this... surprise? Not really appreciated.

[Someone got snowed on while he was out scouting around. And he sounds really happy about it all.]

How long until this clears up, do we think?
sanomorior: (deliver the news)

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[personal profile] sanomorior 2011-12-14 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it is winter. Winter means snow. So, a few months, probably.

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
And I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to that.
sanomorior: (soft smile)

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[personal profile] sanomorior 2011-12-16 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
You can find more clothing in the clothier's tower, you know. It's just southeast of the thermal pools. Or do you need external heat?

[Because hey, the thermal pools are still warm!]

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not really sure anything made for a human could fit me.

But... I could try it. I guess.
sanomorior: (deliver the news)

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[personal profile] sanomorior 2011-12-16 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
Might not be a perfect fit, but there should be something in there you could wear. You're not too far off from human-shaped.

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
Guess you've never seen me without my armor off, then.

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
...

[HOLD UP. THAT WAS NOT WHAT HE... WOW THAT CAME OUT WRONG.]

I mean. For medical reasons.
sanomorior: (excellent)

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[personal profile] sanomorior 2011-12-16 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
[And Sycora just laughs.]

Of course. And with any luck, I won't need to.

[Not that she would mind. A patient is a patient, whether they're a grizzled dinosaur alien or a squishy human toddler.]

But, I'm afraid I'm a little curious. Armor on, you just look a little... slender. [With killer hips, no lie.] What's the big difference?

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. With any luck.

[There's a pause, while he picks at his scars. Honestly, he's filled out a lot since he first took off after Shepard... but he's no krogan.]

Legs. Hips. Shoulders... You know. Scales and everything aside.
sanomorior: (smug)

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[personal profile] sanomorior 2011-12-16 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
Certainly.

You've got the two arms and two legs working in your favor, though. I'm sure we've got some tailors in the Keep if you're willing to pay for their services. Size up, tuck in, you know the drill.

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Pay? With what? I don't have any credits on me.
sanomorior: (deliver the news)

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[personal profile] sanomorior 2011-12-17 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Then pay with favors, or services, or trinkets. We've got something of a barter system going.
sanomorior: (smug)

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[personal profile] sanomorior 2011-12-19 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Since goods and services became more useful than cold, hard cash. Can't do much with money if everyone has a different idea of what money is.

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
This mean I need to start paying you?
sanomorior: (soft smile)

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[personal profile] sanomorior 2011-12-19 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, no. But it does mean that if I need something, you're high on the list to ask.

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Guess I should be flattered.
sanomorior: (excellent)

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[personal profile] sanomorior 2011-12-20 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be. Can't have you starving, can we?

[But she's teasing.]

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-12-20 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'd really rather not keel over again, yeah.
sanomorior: (all business)

[personal profile] sanomorior 2011-12-23 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Again? Didn't think you'd kicked the proverbial bucket yet.
sanomorior: (soft smile)

[personal profile] sanomorior 2011-12-23 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[A faint laugh.]

Not too much of one. Try not to let it happen again. We don't need any Turian-shaped icicles.

[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-12-23 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really plan on letting it happen again.
sanomorior: (smug)

[personal profile] sanomorior 2011-12-23 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Good.

[NOT HERE]

[identity profile] xenoshepherd.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[somewhere the commander is burying her head in her hands, laughing]