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[thearchangel]

[Afternoon, Keep! Today you're treated to an image of a turian, examining something in the stables. Unlike some people who view the variety of creatures the stables have to offer, Garrus... looks distinctly unimpressed.]

I'm not sure if I should be offended, or just slightly confused...

[In explanation, Garrus turns the camera, showing off the pair of raptors. Their general build bears a striking resemblance to Garrus' own. Right down to the sharp, pointed teeth and talons. One of them snarls at him, and the turian meets it with a glare of his own, his mandibles flaring off his teeth.]

Someone want to explain this?

Comments

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

See that's why I said the "kidnapped by some wackos" part. Because even if you want to think your universe is still out there you're still fucking stuck here with the rest of us assholes.

But I've yet to see a better explination anyway.

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Unless I see anything other than a letter to say my universe has gone to hell, I'm not going to believe it.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Joo get used to it aftah awhile.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

You'd think I would be, at this point.

[drinkuntilidie.livejournal.com]

Who knows mon, maybe joo'll get lucky and joo won't haftah.

[Kevas seriously doubts it but it could happen.]

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

What do you believe?

[derptitude.livejournal.com]

So, um, what do you do for fun around there?

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

That we're hostages. And we sure as hell don't want to stick around and find out what for.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I seriously doubt that.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... Recon work. Why?

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

How'd they bring us here?

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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Something I intend to find out.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

Good luck, I guess.

*He doesn't sound very encouraging or hopeful, though.*

[derptitude.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know, just curious...um, because on earth we do stuff like...watch movies and play basketball for fun.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Watch...? Damn, I haven't watched a vid in years.

[derptitude.livejournal.com]

[Wait, wait! Has Lucas actually found some common ground here?]

You watched videos? That's not just an earth thing?

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Vids, yeah. In theaters and on the extranet.

[derptitude.livejournal.com]

Whoa--so, wait? What's your favorite movie? I-I've probably seen it, I watch a lot of movies, it's kind of my big thing before this whole other thing that I'm--not going to talk about anymore.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Uh... Fleet and Flotilla?

[derptitude.livejournal.com]

Oh? ...No, can't say I've seen it. Is it a Western?

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... Uh. No? What's a western?

[derptitude.livejournal.com]

[...And then he deflates a little again.]

You know! Cowboys, guns, saloons, drifting tumbleweed, guys spitting out tobacco...real gritty stuff. And classics! Oh boy, real classics.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

[There's a resounding silence. Garrus has no idea what this kid is talking about.]

Um. Sure?