thearchangel: (GRRR ARGH RAGE)
Garrus Vakarian ([personal profile] thearchangel) wrote2011-08-28 11:13 pm

Written

Staff:

Turians don't like the cold. Did I ever mention that?


[Garrus has terrible handwriting. But there it is. He'll be in front of the fire, hating the world and indulging in a brief moment of sulking before picking back up again.]

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
... I sincerely doubt that.

[He'd have known if there was another turian around... especially that one.]

[... Right?]

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[identity profile] idkmybffjoe.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye, it'd be pretty hard t'swallow in me honest opinion.

[THAT'S
WHAT
SHE
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID]

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably because it is. Difficult to choke down, I mean.

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[identity profile] idkmybffjoe.livejournal.com 2011-09-06 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Like bein' slapped with a giant cock.

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[identity profile] idkmybffjoe.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
A phallus, man. Like somebody went an' punched ye, 'xcept with a phallus. Rude.

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
... Who the hell would even be able to do something like that? It's not physically possible.

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[identity profile] idkmybffjoe.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Think about it fer a second.

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Because I'm really not in the habit of thinking about... genitalia.

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[identity profile] idkmybffjoe.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Aye, truth be told it's nasty work. Every brother just swingin' around their dicks and beatin' people bloody.

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[identity profile] idkmybffjoe.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Better drunk than freezin', pa always said. Fockin' arsehole but he got that right.

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Spontaneous snowstorms happen a lot where you're from?

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[identity profile] idkmybffjoe.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't have to be snowin' to be colder'n nun box.

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[identity profile] idkmybffjoe.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Crude doodle of a nun. Then on the same page a nun with her skirts lifted and a big hairy vagina glaring at Garrus from the paper.]

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
. . .





[Please hold.]





Something's wrong with you.

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[identity profile] idkmybffjoe.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Was the piece givin' ye stink-eye too much, then?

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
This entire conversation is getting to that point.

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[identity profile] idkmybffjoe.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I won't be sharin' what I've been drinkin', attitude like that. 'Course, more for me an' all.

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[identity profile] turian_honor.livejournal.com 2011-09-07 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I couldn't drink it anyway.

[Technically, he could, but explaining that isn't going to go anywhere.]